But we need your dollars first!! $50 gets you a handcrafted T from the one and only #JuanMichaels, and a personal invite to #TheBestPartyEver...should that 1 in a million chance come along that we lose in November, #NOMATTERWHAT^ #WeGetToParty! @ #JuanMichaelsTParty

You're not only repping the coolest gear though, you're helping pay the rent! You're not allowed to crowd fund for political campaigns from what we've been told, but we've got some important things to tell you outside of where to get your next cheeseburger for $1. #SleeperForMayor 

Depending on order quantities these may be factory produced or by some of Juan Mykles friends. You know how many fucking lunchables Juan Mykles has produced? NO. You don't. Has Juan Mykles not done enough? He can still take care of the T-trimming as he always did at #TheSource for all of you young #Bulkers^ and promises selfies for your instagrams and thots during brunches, dinners, and for late night snacks with Juan Mykles after a night out with Joe at maybe  #SleepysSushi...and #JuanMichaelsBananaCabanas are of course available for BOTH BACHELOR and bachELorette parties. Joe takes care of the hiring and training process. No assholes. #JustButtsandBeauty.

We'll message you for size and delivery address following your contribution :) 

#JuanMyklesInitiatives #OnBehalfOfJesus & b/c 
#WhatJoeSaysGoes^ :) #CHIRPCHIRPCHIRP^

#AlwaysOnDemand, still waiting on our contract from #BK for our #BreakfastWhop, but you know win or lose, #JuanMyklesIsAlwaysTakingTrips :) #StayTuned 

The consultant

With her background as a financial adviser, Sophia Cameron has the knowledge needed to help her clients with any business-related issues. Since 2005 she has run her own consulting firm.

The life coach

George Vernon is a certified life coach. He joined our company in 2015, where he has worked as a coaching specialist offering assistance in his clients’ private lives.

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Customer support

Theresa Simmons is trained as an assistant and office administrator. She has worked for our office since 2014, where she manages our clients and provides assistance whenever they have problems.

Project Management

Max started with us as an intern while he was still at college and has since worked his way up the ranks. Last year he was promoted to Senior Project Manager.

#ForTheHomies^ & 
(We hope this translates correctly, if not, blame Google, not Joe Mykles...or is it Joe Michaels? :) #HopHopHop #DownTheYellowBrickRoadWeGo #Mission3Qi


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